May 2013
tupacabra:
*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night
me: I love The Hunger Games it's so great and amazing and incredible and I just love it so much
another fan: oh my god right, it's the best ever, it's better than Harry Potter
me: whoa whoa whoa slow down
It's Okay
kennendoah:
hamburgay:
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
canadianslut:
*sprays febreze on your attitude*
i’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
astrobit:
if slugs were fast it would be very scary
askipandastumble:
Dirty Paws- Of Monsters and...
agentbartowski:
A girl came into class today crying because she met Beyonce this morning.
Our teacher told her to go home and gave her an excused absence.
bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
